“People should fall in love with their eyes closed. Just close your eyes. Don’t look.”
"Sometimes the little times you don’t think are anything while they’re happening turn out to be what marks a whole period of your life."
"They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself."
B: “That’s the only reason I’m scared of dying.”
A: “Why?”
B: “Because my mother will come up here and find the vibrator and find the things in my diary that I’ve written about her.”
“I think it would be very glamorous to be reincarnated as a great big ring on Liz Taylor’s finger.”
“Every day is a new day. Because I can’t remember the day before.”
"I hate PENNIES. I wish they’d stop making them all together."
"America is really The Beautiful. But it would be more beautiful if everybody had money to live."
“I suppose I have a really lose interpretation of ‘work,’ because I think that just being alive is so much work at something you don’t always want to do.”
“Sometimes people let the same problem make them miserable for years when they could just say, So what. That’s one of my favorite things to say. So what.”
“If you can’t believe it’s happening, pretend it’s a movie.”
“A whole day of life is like a whole day of television. TV never goes off the air once it starts for the day and I don’t either.”
"Everything is more glamorous when you do it in bed, anyway..."
“I don’t shave, I don’t sweat, I don’t even shit…”
“The most exciting thing is not-doing-it. If you fall in love with someone and never do it, it’s much more exciting.”
“I like a rut. People call me and say, ‘I hope I’m not disturbing your rut, calling you up like this.’ They know how much I like it.”
“People should fall in love with their eyes closed. Just close your eyes. Don’t look.”
A: “Why?”
B: “Because my mother will come up here and find the vibrator and find the things in my diary that I’ve written about her.”
